February 2012
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Anonymous asked: I have and it's not there. If you type in Michael fassbender gay, it comes with gay webistes that have reported on him and characters he's played the have gay tendencies. So I don't know where you're looking, but he has a girlfriend.
Anonymous asked: Fassbender isn't gay. At all.
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Michael Fassbender conversation
Me: Michael Fassbender is gay????? NOOOOoo Why!? He was going to be one of my husbands!
Gabby: One of your husbands, haha. I mean I'm sure he would still be just not like sexually.
Me: But that's the only reason I wanna be with him!
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
Me: NO NO NO!!!
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One letter makes all the difference:
Thing: An object
Thang: An object (said with swagger)
Thong: A type of underwear
Thung: An insult (source: Urban Dictionary)
Theng: Wang You-Theng, founded the China Rebar Group)
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Hello college! Goodbye sleep…
Feeling betrayed by my body...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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That awkward moment when you have to ask your ex...
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You could seriously spend all day in IMDb
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I was listening to “A Dream Is A Wish” by the old Disney Channel casts. Ahhh memories.
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Someday I'm gonna be on SNL
me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
between-the-cheats:
tumblr is blue
Facebook is blue
MySpace was blue
Skype is blue
Twitter is blue
whattttt
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I'm my house there's only one place you can go for...
The bathroom.
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Get an advertisement from a college you DON'T want to go to: Oh they send those to everyone.
Get an advertisement from a college you DO want to go to: OHMG THEY WANT ME TO GO TO THEIR COLLEGE IM SO HONORED WHOA!
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WatchI am magical.
TO DO:
bogdiddy:
luckydork:
1. Go on Google Earth (NOT Google Maps… you may have to download it). 2. Type in these coordinates: 63° 2’ N, 29° 55’ W 3. Click the square. 4. Flip out.
ah yes i know where this is going
OHMG RAPTURE RAPTURE AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
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What I post on facebook: I like a man that can bake.
The text I receive from this one guy: Hey what's up? Yeah just got done baking some cookies lol I know it's kind of a weird time but I wanted some.
Hahahahahahahaha...okay.
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And then disappointment sinks in.
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